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atichoke induction

I got spam pitching dish network service today that included the following text:
Creativity is not just a process of invention. It can also be a mode of relaxation. You might find yourself walking side by side with someone completely unexpected -- maybe you have more in common than you realize. Take care of business. Let everything else happen on its own. Bring your unique ideas out in the open today.

Congratulations: You just talked yourself into a bigger slice of the pie. Float a theory among people that love to think. Turning big ideas into hard reality is a real team effort. Organize interesting activities to do with your best friends. The effects of a mutual display of affection will be long-lasting

Prepare to fight hard for your position. Partnerships will be confusing. Take care of business. Let everything else happen on its own. Take steps to discard the old and embrace the new.

Keep an open mind Nothing will be as it appears. Be careful. Take it slow and youlll have a better chance of winning approval. The effects of a mutual display of affection will be long-lasting Watch for the right opportunity.

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sgnp
Jun. 20th, 2004 06:14 pm (UTC)
I'm guessing they meant to end with, "Watch for the right opportunity to sign your friends up for our premium service," but ran out of space.
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