Would you like some advice? How about some mass media exegesis? Got any koans you'd like ironed out?

Ask the cast of C-Realm Comix

Pose your question and specify who you'd like to have answer it. Here are your choices:

1) The Lion and the Chick: He's insightful, but he checks his bedside manner at the door. The Chick balances the Lion's brutal honesty with some much needed Yin energy.

2) The Lion: Tough guy, eh? Don't need your hand held? Are you ready to hear your carefully crafted self-justifications and ego-cushioning presuppositions crash to the cold hard floor? Ask the Lion.

3) The Oracle: When she's not playing Bodhisattva's Advocate as the Lion's sidekick, the Chick becomes the Oracle. No matter how dark the storm clouds, she will show you the silver lining and give you a gentle course correction.

4) Hanuman: He may not see the forrest, but he has rapier insight on every single tree. Do you want the optimal, level-headed, consultation? Ask the master tactician. (caveat: Hanuman assumes you share his level of dedication to purpose, intellectual consistency and moral character. If you waffle, his advice could very well make things worse.)